Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
"CONVICT"
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 20 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any shampoo. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any shampoo. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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storyang ewew
Posted by
zedeMichra
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
"Tulong! asawa ni shrek nawawala!"
Nung nawala ang asawa ni Shrek.....Siya ay naghanap....
ngunit.......di na niya ito natagpuan....
dahil....
ito ay pumunta sa tunay na mundo....
eto na siya ngayon:
ngunit.......di na niya ito natagpuan....
dahil....
ito ay pumunta sa tunay na mundo....
eto na siya ngayon:
peace!
credits to the original uploader.
_PU
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tawa piks
Posted by
zedeMichra
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
kelangan ni Piolo para mabuhay.
Piolo: i just need 5 things to live...
Some friends
Some food
Some work
Some love
And.....
Some...
SOme Milby.
Some friends
Some food
Some work
Some love
And.....
Some...
SOme Milby.
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storyang ewew
Posted by
zedeMichra
Monday, August 11, 2008
kunting tulong lang po!
friends,
I need help in supporting some street children. Pasensya na at di talaga kaya ng budget ko to support their nightly accommodation. I can only accommodate 3. Nakikitulog lang naman sila at umaalis sa araw para kumain sa DSWD. Kaya kung may konting space kayo, kahit sa garahe, you can make a big difference.
To those who are willing to help, just call toll free 1-800-UNICEF-childhelp.
Thanks.
See photos of the street children below. It will really melt your heart.
credits to the original uploader. PU
I need help in supporting some street children. Pasensya na at di talaga kaya ng budget ko to support their nightly accommodation. I can only accommodate 3. Nakikitulog lang naman sila at umaalis sa araw para kumain sa DSWD. Kaya kung may konting space kayo, kahit sa garahe, you can make a big difference.
To those who are willing to help, just call toll free 1-800-UNICEF-childhelp.
Thanks.
See photos of the street children below. It will really melt your heart.
credits to the original uploader. PU
Labels:
tawa piks
Posted by
zedeMichra
Friday, August 8, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Asa ni dapit?
Kung dugay naka diri sa ciudad sa Dabaw makahibalo dayon ka kung asa ni.
Oh ikaw?? Makatagna kaha ka kung asa ni dapita?? Pamilyar ba kini sa imo?? Naka-adto na baka diri?? Unsay tan-aw nimo?? Tagnaa asa na dapit?
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yuta sa lumad
Posted by
zedeMichra
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